I first spotted him when dad went round to the neighbours to discuss onions. He and Tim, our neighbour, wandered down the garden to his vegetable patch, and that's when I saw him.
He was lurking under a tree, looking suspicious. I knew instantly that he was up to no good. So I rushed over and started barking at him for all I was worth. But it had no effect at all. He just sat there, all calm and serene, with that stony stare on his face.
So I barked and barked some more, but he remains calm, impassive and serene. I don't like it. What do you think? He's got a nasty look about him, hasn't he?
It's like he's some kind of anti-dale.
The next day Tim opened the gate and I shot through and rushed over to check if he was still there. And he was sitting in the same place, the same calm, impassive expression. So I barked and barked - but nothing.
I can sense he's there through the fence. I bark at him from our garden now and then just to let him know I'm keeping an eye on him.
What do you think I should do?
I think you've got all bases covered, Mojo. Just carry on barking and hopefully it'll go away! J x
ReplyDeleteHey, Mojo!
ReplyDeleteI always think it's a good idea to introduce yourself to new folks. Maybe he's not your nemesis after all... maybe he's a potential partner in crime, disguised as an enemy.
I think this needs closer inspection and maybe a little reconnaissance mission. (I'm sure your dad can help with this, since it's spywork 101.)
By the way, your mama is ALMOST there!! WooOOOOoHoooOoooOOOOOO!
Goober love & smooches to you, your spy dad, and your mama (when you see her),
Stanley
He looks like he's meditating like Mango does! Are you sure he's mean, Mojo? He looks like he's minding his own business to us and doesn't seem like a threat to you and your family! We'd keep an eye on him for sure though!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Let him know who the boss is....and yes, keep an eye on him...
ReplyDeleteKisses, Faya
We would keep an eye on him, too. He looks like a shifty character!
ReplyDeleteAire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny
Oh Mojo, I can see the devil is concrete, one of my favorite chewie items. Run at him, knock him hard, in fact tackle him good. Hopefully the head will fly off and start chewing the parts.
ReplyDeleteBut don't get caught that's when things go bad, trust me.
;) Rufus
Ah yes keep a close watch one can never be to sure......I would continue on with hte same tactic..Love A+A
ReplyDeleteMojo, have you tried piddling on it?? I know it's easier for a boy dale to piddle but you should try anyway. That'll show it!!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs and tail wags
Noah
that's interesting... maybe u shld head over n be friends
ReplyDeleteKeep barking, Mojo, until he breaks his trance!
ReplyDelete- Charlie
Oh Mojo...mumsie laughed when she read this post...her last foxy Sarge used to bark and go nuts over "animals" only to find they were um...stone...like ROCKS...yep....that dude there is in a permanant state of meditatin'...
ReplyDeleteJUST DON'T BITE HIM!!!
Has ur mom made it home yet??? If ya need any help nursin' her, call me and I'm on my way....
Lacie
Yes, that new fellow does look suspicious, better keep a close eye on him. Those quiet ones are always troublemakers. :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Tails,
William Tell
How's it going, Mojo? We miss hearing from you!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Helo Mojo
ReplyDeleteHow are you? We haven't heard from you recently
Molly and Taffy
Mojo Girl!
ReplyDeleteI am suffering from MWS (Mojo Withdrawal Syndrome). Looks like I'm not the only one.
Hope your mama's surgery went well and that she is recovering with you at her side. I'm sending healing goober smooches her way!
Goober love,
Stanley
Mojo - how are you my friend? Hope everything is ok...
ReplyDeleteLove,
Bogart
Hey Mojo, what have you been up to? Miss you pal! Jx
ReplyDeleteTry crossing your paws and making a sound like "ommm". It's worth a try. Love,Neko
ReplyDeleteHey Mojo, I'm just catching up on my reading. I'm sorry I missed your birthday and I hope you had a great day!! I wouldn't leave any pee-mail for that guy - he looks like he's from that Indiana Jones movie!
ReplyDeleteYour friend, Lenny
Ha Mojo! What a wonderful post...By the way, my name is Hercules...Come visit me sometime!
ReplyDeleteLove, Hercules
We have a similar enemy in our garden, one that is familiar to all Aussies - the Barbie.
ReplyDeleteOur Airedale, Roxy, won't go near it and she sort of sneaks into the garden whilst checking that it hasn't moved. Occasionally she'll bark at it. It never replies.
Mr Weber would turn in his grave.
Great blog.
Steve (Airehead)
www.wuffstuff.com
Hey Mojo, where are ya pretty girl?
ReplyDeleteLove,
Bogart
Hey Mojo, what are you up to? J x
ReplyDeleteWe think his staring eyes are just a little bit freaky - keep on barking mojo matie.
ReplyDeleteMiss Ellie and Bazzy.
Mojo, I think he wants to be your budday. Princess barks at statues until dad makes her go up close. She puts her tongue on it and then she's ok. Try it, you might lick it.
ReplyDeleteAnd update us, k?
Hope all is ok Mojo. We miss you.
ReplyDeleteHugs & tail wags
Noah xx
where are you Mojo??
ReplyDeleteMOJO...where are ya girl?????? Hope ur OK!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLacie
hi. I just found your blog and was hoping it would be ok if I link mine to yours?
ReplyDeleteHey Mojo, it's been a while. Hope all is well in your world. J x
ReplyDeleteMiss ya Mojo - hope you're well!
ReplyDeleteHappy HolAIREdays!!!
Love,
Bogart
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ReplyDeleteHi Mojo,
ReplyDeleteWhere have you been? Come back soon!
Btw, I have changed my blog address to http://princesssnowball.blogspot.com/. Please visit me there.
Luv
Snowball
Our calendar says that today is your birthday, Mojo! Happy birthday! We hope you're having the most special day ever!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Happy Belated Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteHow's Dad's ipod thingy & the laptop!!!!
XXXoooXXoooXXoo
Hey, Mojo!
ReplyDeleteMolly and Taffy are in the running for the Awesome Blog award over at the Bone Zone and they would sure appreciate your vote!
We sure do miss you!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
well..i think now you should have head to friendship with your enemy as he doesn't seem to pester you.
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You could always pee on him. Then again, you wouldn't be the first; there's a rather famous Monkey who beat you to it...
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Jack@PDB
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I think you've got all bases covered, Mojo well its very informative i like it.
ReplyDeleteThank you for post.