look what I've got...
At last! Revenge for all the ones that run away up trees.
It's even got two squeakers in it so it screams for mercy in two tones. Not that I ever show it mercy.
Every now and then I let it rest so I can get round to killing it again.
It spooks the humans when I leave it lying somewhere unexpected as it looks so realistic. Good job our cats aren't grey or the parents would be having heart attacks.
I thought I would give you a closer look at my fantastic face fur. Tentacles 'R Us.
It's the one remaining bit of black puppy fur and Mum just can't bear to get rid of it. Plus, the eyebrows are astonishing, don't you think? Problem is, there's too much fuzz in the way and Mum says that could be why I never look her in the eye. So she's getting rid of it soon. Boo.