My humans bore me sometimes.
They sit upstairs in their offices staring at their computers and they just don't realise I should be centre of attention AT ALL TIMES.
So I did a bit of indoor digging on the futon. Quite satisfying really as it is full of this great lumpy cotton stuff.
Mummy couldn't help but laugh, fortunately. She was grateful I didn't chew up the patterned throw which they haggled for in the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul.
That's for next time.