best ever toy

look what I've got...


At last! Revenge for all the ones that run away up trees.

It's even got two squeakers in it so it screams for mercy in two tones. Not that I ever show it mercy.

Every now and then I let it rest so I can get round to killing it again.

It spooks the humans when I leave it lying somewhere unexpected as it looks so realistic. Good job our cats aren't grey or the parents would be having heart attacks.

I thought I would give you a closer look at my fantastic face fur. Tentacles 'R Us.


It's the one remaining bit of black puppy fur and Mum just can't bear to get rid of it. Plus, the eyebrows are astonishing, don't you think? Problem is, there's too much fuzz in the way and Mum says that could be why I never look her in the eye. So she's getting rid of it soon. Boo.

A first time for everything

You see, the humans of this fine establishment have been meaning to get a dog for years but they just couldn't decide what kind.

The cats, of course, thought this was a very stupid idea.

Eventually the humans realised they needed something with character, brains and a ridiculous moustache, and only an Airedale would do. Ha! They may have been dog owners before - terrier owners too - and they may have had glowing reports from other Dale owners, but nothing could prepare them for sharing their lives with me.

I am Mojo. And I am unique.

And whilst this is their first Aire-time, everything is first time to me. Collars. Leads. Other dogs. Carrots. Rubbish bins (my favourite). So in the spirit of newness, I have convinced my human mum to create a blog, because she is totally clueless and has never done this before. And if she makes a mess, at least it won't stain the carpet.