Blogging from the garden on the new woofi network

Great news for the summer: I'm going to be able to blog from the garden. Dad can type for me using the new laptop connected wirelessly to my blog using his new woofi network.

Or at least, I think that's what he called it.

I'm not certain why it's called a "woofi" network. At first I thought it was in my honour. But no one calls me "woofi" except my grandad. And mum says that's 'cos he's forgetful and can't remember my name.

Dad never calls me "woofi". And he knows my name because he uses it all the time:

"Mojo no."

"Mojo off."

"Mojo stop barking."

So I figure it must be something to do with the whole wireless thing. The laptop must communicate with my blog using woofs and barks - just like us dogs do, from one garden to another.

So I've resolved to help dad out with this as much as I can. I'm going to keep the woofi network topped up by barking as much as possible. Every time I'm out in the garden, I'll bark and bark at nothing in particular.

Of course, I do this anyway. But now I have a reason, and that makes it even more fun.